Animals : Mooing Sheep
A flock of sheep were grazing in a field by the road, happily going "baa
baa" to each other and discussing life as usual. At once point a car
drove by and honked at them, at which point a loud "moo mooooooo!" was
heard, followed by laughter.
The curious sheep looked around, but there were no cows in the field.
Later another car drove by honking, and again was heard, "Moooooo
mooooooooooo mmmoooo!" Once more laughter followed, even harder than
One sheep heard it right next to him that time. He shuffled over to his
friend, an irritated expression on his face. "George," he said, "control
yourself. You're being ridiculous. You're a sheep. Sheep go 'baa'."
George stifled his laughter. "I know, I know," he gasped. "But the
people in those cars don't even know I'm talking to them in a foreign