Animals : Feline Physics
Law of Cat Inertia: A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless
acted upon by some outside force - such as the sound of a can-opener, or
a scurrying mouse.
Law of Cat Motion: A cat can go from zero to nap in 3 seconds.
Law of Cat Stretching: A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to
the length of the nap just taken.
Law of Cat Sleeping: Cats must sleep on owner's face, neck, or
mid-section whenever possible.
Law of Cat Elongation: A cat can make her body long enough to reach just
about any counter top that has anything interesting on it.
Law of Refrigerator Observation: If a cat watches a refrigerator long
enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.
Law of Bag/Box Occupancy: All bags and boxes in a given room must
contain a cat. If only one cat is available, it must occupy each
container at least once.
Goldfish Axiom: IF the house contains a fishtank, THEN the cat has a wet
Law of Cat Composition: A cat is composed of 1 part Matter + 1 part
Anti-Matter + 98 parts It Doesn't Matter.