Animals : Cross-Eyed Dog
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is
there anything you can do for him?"
"Alright," says the vet, "let's have a look at him."
So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes.
"Well," says the vet, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"Why? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's darn heavy!"